Friday, August 16, 2013

100: Romantic and Humorous Love Quotes

Quotes about love may be wise, romantic, and even humorous. Some will remind us of love that shouldn’t be taken for granted. A few will make us laugh at those moments when love is tested. And other quotes just simply add that extra touch to our Valentine’s Day cards.
Below you’ll find 100 romantic and humorous (but not too cheesy) love quotes for your entertainment.
1. ”Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.” - Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve
2. “We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.” - Mother Teresa
3. “I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love” - Robert Tizon
4. “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” - Unknown
5. “When you love someone, you love the person as they are, and not as you’d like them to be.” - Leo Tolstoy
6. “You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.” - Sam Keen
7. “Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notion of time; effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.” - Germaine De Stael
8. ”All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” - Charles M. Schulz
9. “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” - Ingrid Bergman
10. “In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities” - Janos Arnay
11. “The life and love we create is the life and love we live.” - Leo Buscaglia
12. “The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.” - William Shakespeare
13. “Love me and the world is mine.” - David Reed
14. “True love stories never have endings.” - Richard Bach
15. ”No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” - Unknown
16. “Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” - Mark Twain
17. ”There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.” - Melanie Griffith
18. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” - Aristotle
19. “The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.” - Helen Keller
20. “I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.” - Roy

 
21. A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous. - Ingrid Bergmen
22. “He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.” - Rabrindranath Tagore
23. “Kindness in words creates confidence; kindness in thinking creates profoundness; kindness in giving creates love.” - Lao-Tzu
24. “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” - Robert Heinlein
25. “I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
26. “The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.” - Josiah G. Holland
27. “To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.” - Lao-Tzu
28. “There is no remedy for love but to love more.” - David Henry Thoreau
29. “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” - Franklin Jones
30. ”If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” - Unknown
31. “For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.” - Ivan Panin
32. “Love is friendship set on fire.” - Jeremy Taylor
33. “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” - Plato
34. “Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again.” - Unknown
35. “If you have love, you don’t need to have anything else. If you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have.” - James M. Barrie
36. “We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh.” - Alice Reppler
37. “Who, being loved, is poor?” - Oscar Wilde
38. “Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.” - Shakespeare
39. “Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get only with what you are expecting to give — which is everything.” - Katharine Hepburn
40. “There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.” - Mother Teresa
41. “To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.” - Robert Brault
42. “Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.” - Albert Einstein
43. “There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
44. “There is no remedy for love but to love more.” - Thoreau
45. “Hearts are not had as a gift, but hearts are earned.” - William Butler Yeats
46. “It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.” - Samuel Butler
47. ”Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” - Christopher Marlowe
48. “Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.” - George Moore
49. “I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.” - Mother Teresa
50. “One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can’t utter.” - James Earl Jones
51. “Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.” - James Earl Jones
52. ”The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What… does a woman want?’” - Sigmund Freud
53. “There are only four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.” - Don Juan DeMarco
54. “To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.” - Brandi Snyder
55. “Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.” - Martin Luther
56. “There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.” - George Sand
57. “For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” - Judy Garland
58. “To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.” - Valerie Lombardo
59. “The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings.” - Plato
60. “How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?”
- Albert Einstein
61. “Hate leaves ugly scars; love leaves beautiful ones.” - Mignon McLaughlin
62. “In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love.” - Mother Theresa
63. “Love is to love someone for who they are, who they were, and who they will be.” - Chris Moore
64. “In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.” - Mignon McLaughlin
65. “When a heart finds another, what’s a cloud more or less in the sky?” - Wolf and Page
66. “Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief.” - Robert Fulghum
67. “We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end.” - Benjamin Disraeli
68. “People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel.” - Maya Angelou
69. “Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I need you because I love you.’” - Erich Fromm
70. ”One love, one heart, one destiny.” - Bob Marley
71. “I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.” - Woody Allen
72. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” - Agatha Christie
73. “You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” - Melanie Clark
74. “Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.” - Thomas Fuller
75. ”Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.” - Voltaire
76. ”Thou art to me a delicious torment.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
77. “I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you.” - Unknown
78. “Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.” - Unknown
79. “Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.” - James Thurber
80. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” - Albert Einstein
81. “The four most important words in any marriage… ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” - Unknown
82. ”Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.” - Zelda Fitzgerald
83. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” - Billy Crystal
84. ”Paradise is always where love dwells.” - Jean Paul Richter
85. ”Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.” - Leo Buscaglia
86. “In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker” - Woody Allen
87. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.” - Mignon McLaughlin
88. “It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it.” - Erich Fromm
89. “Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb
90. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” - Rita Rudner
91. “Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.” - Robert Browning
92. “We need not think alike to love alike.” - Francis David
93. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Seuss
94. “When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you… When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you… When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you… Now that I love you, I’m afraid to lose you.” - Rene Yasenek
95. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.” - Alfred Lord Tennyson
96. “We loved with a love that was more than love.” - Edgar Allan Poe
97. ”Love is not a matter of counting the years… But making the years count.” - Michelle Amand
98. “For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.” - Rosemonde Gerard

99. “Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.” - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
100. “The heart has no wrinkles.” - Marie de Sevigne
 

 


 
Here is the truth: girls love compliments. They are very emotionally sensitive and tend to be more affectingly sophisticated to words than guys.
They react like little girls whenever some part of their astounding attributes (especially physical) are noticed and loose control whenever it happens. They need a lot of attention to satisfy their emotional needs and giving compliments can be one of the best ways to do so.
The following might be considered romantic things to say to your girlfriend, but at the same time can also be poetic, funny, philosophical, silly, weird, cute, etc, but I prefer saying that they are sweet.
 
 
Silly
1- You’re so sweet. I might go diabetic.
2- If I was superman, you will be my kryptonite.
3- Thanks to you, I’ve fallen in love and I can’t get up.
4- I wish I had glasses so I can see you with four eyes.
5- You are my girlfriend because you’re more than just a girl, you’re my friend.
6- A million dollars is nothing compared to the number hugs of I can give you.
Normal
7- You are my best friend.
8- Your voice is sweeter than honey.
9- Our love is friendship, but set on fire.
10- If it wasn’t for you, there would be no me.
11- To me, your smile is brighter than the sun.
12- When I close my eyes at night the first thing I see is you.
13- If I had a million words to say, they will all be I love you.
Poetic/Philosophical
14- Without you, a second is infinity and with you, infinity is a second.
15- Your name is the drumstick that strikes the instrument of my heart.
16- If my love for you was visible, it would not fit in the space of the universe.
17- When you’re away, I feel 50% empty, when you’re with me, I feel 101% complete.
18- I think about you every second of every minute; 25 hours a day, 8 days a week of all the 13 months of the year and in the undefined infinity of all eternity.
Rhymes
19- Without you I’m just simply blue.
20- Your voice sounds better than all my favorite songs put together.
21- If one plus one equals two, than me and you would equal a number that is new.
22- Tonight I have the right to hold you tight with all my might for the rest of my life.
23- If you were to give me a kiss overload, I would faint because my chest would explode.
The above quotes can also be considered nice things to say to your girlfriend because they are not rude, but polite and stay within the limits of respect. If she becomes your wife one day, she might remember these quotes with a pleasant memory.
Unfortunately, we men have little consideration at times for the emotional needs of our partner and forget that women love to hear similar sayings once a while. That’s why I have arranged this group of “sweet things to say to your girlfriend”.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your
elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

14: What's your most favorite part of your body?

15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who
cares?

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

22: Which continents have you been on?

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

24: Backpacks or satchels?

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?

30: The latest you've ever slept?

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

32: Do you pick at scabs?

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food?
Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

47: City or nature person?

48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?

100 Interesting Facts

1.Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
9.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
10.The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren’t for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
11.Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
12.The world’s smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
13.In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.
14.Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas once in a while.
15.Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
16.You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
17.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
18.12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
19.123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S’s highways.
20.160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world’s widest road.
21.A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.
22.A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
23.A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
24.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
25.A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
26.A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
27.A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.
28.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
29.A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
30.A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
31.A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
32.A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
33.A whale’s penis is called a dork.
34.America once issued a 5-cent bill.
35.An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
36.An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
37.Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
38.Ben and Jerry’s send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.
39.Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
40.Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt.
41.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
42.If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
43.In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
44.It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (Don’t try this at home!)
45.More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.
46.More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
47.More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones.
48.Mosquitoes have teeth.
49.Most Americans’ car horns beep in the key of F.
50.Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.
51.Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
52.Most lipstick contains fish scales.
53.Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
54.Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.
55.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
56.The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
57.The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
58.The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
59.The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
60.The only nation whose name begins with an “A” but doesn’t end in an “A” is Afghanistan.
61.The “save” icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.
62.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
63.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
64.There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.
65.There are more chickens than people in the world.
66.There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
67.There are only four words in the English language which end in “-dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
68.There are only thirteen blimps in the world. Nine of them are in the United States.
69.When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
70.Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland.
71.You’re born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206.
72.You’re more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.
73.Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland.
74.The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.
75.The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it’s stomach inside-out.
76.The state of Florida is bigger than England.
77.The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
78.The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
79.The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is.
80.The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
81.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
82.The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
83.The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
84.The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.
85.The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
86.The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs.
87.The “L.L.” in L.L. Bean stands for Leon Leonwood.
88.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.”
89.The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
90.The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
91.The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
92.The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
93.The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “Its A Wonderful Life”.
94.The condom – made originally of linen – was invented in the early 1500s.
95.The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
96.The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
97.The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
98.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
99.The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.
100.The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.

100 Reasons why You Love her

1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way you look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a day without you in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need you to be.

11. I love the fact that I will always be there for you too.

12. I love how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.

13. I love how complete I feel when I am with you.

14. I love how our bodies just fit together.

15. I love the way you make me laugh.

16.I love the way you laugh.

17. I love the way you won’t compromise yourself when we are together.

18. I love the way you won’t let me compromise myself.

19. I love your thoughtfulness.

20. I love your tenderness.

21. I love your ability to speak without saying a single word.

22. I love the way we glance at each other across the room and know what each other is thinking.

23. I love the way, how even though we may be miles apart I still feel like you’re right here with me.

24. I love the way you surprise me with the perfect gifts that show you pay attention to me.

25. I love the way you’ll watch a sporting game with me even though you may not be interested in it.

26. I love the way you treat my friends.

27. I love your love for the things that interest me.

28. I love the way you let me live my life freely without jealousy.

29. I love how you demand respect but are not controlling.

30. I love how I would do anything in this world to make you happy.

31. I love how you would do anything in this world to make me happy.

32. I love the way your voice sounds over the phone...

33. I love the way your voice sounds when you whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

34. I love the completeness and oneness I feel when we make love.

35. I love your sensuality.

36. I love how our romance feels like the perfect romance movie.

37. I love how you are my soul mate.

38. I love the way you handle troubled times.

39. I love the way you respect me.

40. I love the way you protect and defend me.

41. I love how you feel when we cuddle.

42. I love the softness of your lips against mine.

43. I love the softness of your lips against my body.

44. I love the feeling of your hair brushing against me when we make love.

45. I love laying in bed at night talking about nothing.

46. I love waking up to find we’ve been cuddling together all night.

47. I love the surprises you leave for me.

48. I love your intelligence.

49.I love your ingenuity.

50. I love your ability to make friends where ever we go.

51. I love your love for life.

52. I love your passion for your hobbies and interests.

53. I love how every time I look at you, you take my breath away.

54. I love how I thank God everyday for bringing someone as wonderful as you into my life.

55. I love the fact you gave me the gift of our children.

56. I love the special moments that we shared that will remain my fondest memories of you and I.

57. I love spending the holidays with the one person I love the most.

58. I love how my heart skips a beat whenever you walk into the room.

59. I love how you love me.

60. I love how I love you.

61. I love the ways you choose to show your affection for me.

62. I love the way you inspire me to be more than I am.

63. I love the way you spark my creativity and imagination.

64. I love the way you make me feel like anything is possible as long as I’m with you.

65. I love your sense of humor.

66. I love the way you make me feel like royalty.

67. I love the way you dress.

68. I love your understated elegance.

69.I love you just the way you are.

70. I love your spontaneity.

71. I love our life together.

72. I love if I died right now I would be the happiest person alive knowing I found my one true love.

73. I love the fact that we will grow old together.

74. I love your way with words.

75. I love the way you look when you are sleeping.

76. I love the way you think you look awful when you first wake up when it is actually then I find you the most beautiful.

77. I love your willingness to share everything and most especially your heart with me.

78. I love your strength of character.

79. I love taking showers together.

80. I love the way you leave me love notes to find whenever you’re gone.

81. I love the way you treat me.

82. I love the way you take care of us.

83. I love your cooking.

84. I love the way you take the time to thank me for doing things.

85. I love the way you show your affection when we are around friends and/or family.

86. I love the way you are not scared to show your affection when we are in public.

87. I love your confidence.

88. I love your ability to make me feel better when times are tough.

89. I love the way we make up after a fight.

90. I love the way you support me when I’m off track.

91. I love the way you take the time to show me how much you love me.

92. I love your beautiful hair.

93. I love your odor.

94. I love your openness to try new things.

95. I love your ability to talk things through.

96. I love your courage to be you.

97. I love your greatness.

98. I love the fact that you want to be with me and only me.

99. I love how I am and feel when I am with you!

100. I love you for you!

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls


 1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but you know...I think I like you in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until you prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having you show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking you are calling them to innocent or incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?"

More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at you in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that you like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much

23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else.

30) Girls love it when guys say their name

31) Girls love confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell you it is.

40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you should wear that more often"

41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house unexpected or at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like you do. And no matter how much you would like to see that, we will likely never talk to you again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt.

43) We want you to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us.

45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want you to say you love us if you don't mean it

48) We love it when you make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know you better and get to like you even more.

51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. You don't have to hang on our every word or give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If you don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, or worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit you far more to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf and admire. You have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!

58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.

61-point relaxation exercise


The Sixty-One-Point Relaxation Exercise is one of the most profound methods of rejuvenation. t is actually much more than a relaxation exercise. It is considered an advanced practice because it means that the student by this time has already learned how to breathe diaphragmatically and has learned how to practice some form of systematic relaxation. An experienced practitioner of systematic relaxation has learned how to lie down and relax the body without falling asleep. Similarly, most advanced practices require you to have the ability to stay awake when doing something more subtle, more inward.

The posture for sixty-one-points is called the corpse pose, or shivasana, in which you lie down on your back with your palms toward the sky and your feet as wide as your shoulders. Put a little pillow under your head, which will prevent pressure in your esophagus. You have a constant air bubble in your stomach, and when you are practicing deep relaxation, the sphincter that closes the junction between the esophagus and the stomach relaxes. If it relaxes, the air bubble in the stomach could come up and put subtle pressure in your esophagus. To keep the esophagus closed, you must raise the head up about an inch or two. Thus, the purpose of the pillow is not for the comfort of your head but rather to raise the head. In the beginning of learning this exercise, this is not a big deal, but later on, as you experience deeper and deeper states of relaxation, you should practice sixty-one-points with a pillow.

Also, this is a pranayama exercise, working with the prana, the subtle energy of the body. When lying in the corpse pose, you should have a light blanket covering you, so that other air currents do not affect the current of the mind as it travels through the body. Once again, in the beginning, it is a minor point. When you are learning this exercise, the most important thing is to practice the sixty-one-points. But eventually, as you deepen your relaxation, you should follow all of these recommendations.

Thirdly, protect yourself from noises. Make sure the telephones are off, and do not answer the doorbell. If your spouse is practicing with you, and you have small children, I recommend that one of you keep an eye on the kids while the other one does sixty-one-points and then switch.

Once you have acquired the experience of relaxation, then sixty-one-points really helps deepen that experience. You will be using your mental awareness to travel through sixty-one different points throughout the body. At each point, you will bring your mental awareness there. To make sure both the right (creativity and colors) and left (analytical and numbers) hemispheres of the brain are involved at each point, visualize a blue dot and also the number of that dot. The blue color represents a deep form of relaxation. Of all the colors in the mind, visualizing blue is the most relaxing.

As you travel through your body, you may hit a marma point that is rajasic (energetic). When your mental awareness encounters this, you may have one of several events happen. The most common is the body flinches. Sometimes, when you reach that point, all of the sudden you get a vivid memory, thought, or emotion.

There also may be points that are tamasic points of dullness. Usually in the beginning, all of us encounter a few of those. When we hit a tamasic point with our mental awareness, commonly one of two things happens. One, you might become disoriented and fall asleep. Two, you might experience dullness. You will forget what you are doing, where you are, and what is going on. If you fall asleep during the practice, you are done for that day. Don’t try to pick up where you left off. Don’t be disappointed when these things happen. Falling asleep is cleansing.

The Sixty-One-Point Relaxation Exercise

Use the chart to learn the location of each point before beginning this exercise. Link to image Lie down in the corpse pose as described above and begin your relaxation exercise. Gently bring your awareness to each point and visualize the number at each location along with a blue dot the size of a marble. Travel slowly to each point as you follow them in numerical order.

1- Point between the eyebrows
2- Hollow of the throat
3- Right shoulder joint
4- Right elbow joint
5- The bend of the right wrist
6- Tip of the right thumb
7- Tip of the right index finger
8- Tip of the right middle finger
9- Tip of the right fourth finger (ring finger)
10- Tip of the right small finger
11- The bend of the right wrist joint
12- Right elbow joint
13- Right shoulder joint
14- Hollow of the throat
15- Left shoulder joint
16- Left elbow joint
17- The bend of the left wrist joint
18- Tip of the left thumb
19- Tip of the left index finger
20- Tip of the left middle finger
21- Tip of the left fourth finger (ring finger)
22- Tip of the left small finger
23- The bend of the left wrist joint
24- Left elbow joint
25- Left shoulder joint
26- Hollow of the throat
27- Heart center
28- Right nipple
29- Heart center
30- Left nipple
31- Heart center
32- Solar plexus (just below the bottom of the chest bone)
33- Navel center (two inches below the physical navel)
34- Right hip joint
35- Right knee joint
36- Right ankle joint
37- Tip of the right big toe
38- Tip of the right second toe
39- Tip of the right third toe
40- Tip of the right fourth toe
41- Tip of the right small toe
42- Right ankle joint
43- Right knee joint
44- Right hip joint
45- Navel center (two inches below the physical navel)
46- Left hip joint
47- Left knee joint
48- Left ankle joint
49- Tip of the left big toe
50- Tip of the left second toe
51- Tip of the left third toe
52- Tip of the left fourth toe
53- Tip of the left small toe
54- Left ankle joint
55- Left knee joint
56- Left hip joint
57- Navel center (two inches below the physical navel)
58- Solar plexus
59- Heart center
60- Hollow of the throat
61- Center between the eyebrows

100 SENTENCE FROM THE SECRET


1. We all work with one infinite power.
2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA).
3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting.
4. We are like magnets - like attract like. You become AND attract what you think.
5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy.
6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same.
7. Thought = Creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation.
8. You attract your dominant thoughts.
9. Those who speak most of illness have illness; those who speak most of prosperity have it.
10. It's not "wishful" thinking.
11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it.
12. Choose your thoughts carefully... You are a masterpiece of your life.
13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon).
14. EVERYTHING in your life you have attracted... Accept that fact... It�s true.
15. Your thoughts cause your feelings.
16. We don't need to complicate all the "reasons" behind our emotions. It's much simpler than that. Two categories... good feelings, bad feelings.
17. Thoughts that bring about good feelings mean you are on the right track. Thoughts that bring about bad feelings means you are not on the right track.
18. Whatever it is you are feeling is a perfect reflection of what is in the process of becoming.
19. You get exactly what you are FEELING.
20. Happy feelings will attract more happy circumstances.
21. You can begin feeling whatever you want (even if it's not there)... the universe will correspond to the nature of your song.
22. What you focus on with your thought and feeling is what you attract into your experience.
23. What you think and what you feel and what actually manifests is ALWAYS a match - no exception.
24. Shift your awareness.
25. "You create your own universe as you go along" Winston Churchill.
26. It's important to feel good ( ( ( (((good))) ) ) ).
27. You can change your emotion immediately... by thinking of something joyful, or singing a song, or remembering a happy experience.
28. When you get the hang of this, before you know it you will KNOW you are the creator.
29. Life can and should be phenomenal... and it will be when you consciously apply the Law of Attraction.
30. Universe will re-arrange itself accordingly.
31. Start by using this sentence for all of your wants: "I'm so happy and grateful now that.... ".
32. You don't need to know HOW the universe is going to rearrange itself.
33. LOA is simply figuring out for you what will generate the positive feelings of having it NOW.
34. You might get an inspired thought or idea to help you move towards what you want faster.
35. The universe likes SPEED. Don't delay, don't second-guess, don't doubt.
36. When the opportunity or impulse is there... ACT.
37. You will attract everything you require - money, people, connections... PAY ATTENTION to what's being set in front of you.
38. You can start with nothing... and out of nothing or no way - a WAY will be provided.
39. HOW LONG??? No rules on time... the more aligned you are with positive feelings the quicker things happen.
40. Size is nothing to the universe (unlimited abundance if that's what you wish). We make the rules on size and time.
41. No rules according to the universe... you provide the feelings of having it now and the universe will respond.
42. Most people offer the majority of their thought in response to what they are observing (bills in the mail, being late, having bad luck...etc.)
43. You have to find a different approach to what is through a different vantage point.
44. "All that “we are” is a result of what we have thought" – Buddha.
45. What can you do right now to turn your life around?? Gratitude.
46. Gratitude will bring more into our lives immediately.
46. Gratitude will bring more into our lives immediately.
47. What we think about and THANK about is what we bring about.
48. What are the things you are grateful for?? Feel the gratitude… focus on what you have right now that you are grateful for.
49. Play the picture in your mind - focus on the end result.
50. VISUALIZE!!! Rehearse your future.
51. VISUALIZE!!! See it, feel it! This is where action begins.
52. Feel the joy... feel the happiness.
53. An affirmative thought is 100 times more powerful than a negative one.
54. "What this power is, I cannot say. All I know is that it exists." Alexander Graham Bell.
55. Our job is not to worry about the "How". The "How" will show up out of the commitment and belief in the "what".
56. The Hows are the domain of the universe. It always knows the quickest, fastest, most harmonious way between you and your dream.
57. If you turn it over to the universe, you will be surprised and dazzled by what is delivered... this is where magic and miracles happen.
58. Turn it over to the universe daily... but it should never be a chore.
59. Feel exhilarated by the whole process... high, happy, in tune.
60. The only difference between people who are really living this way is they have habituated ways of being.
61. They remember to do it all the time.
62. Create a Vision Board... pictures of what you want to attract... every day look at it and get into the feeling state of already having acquired these wants.
63. "Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions." Albert Einstein.
64. Decide what you want... believe you can have it, believe you deserve it, believe it's possible for you.
65. Close your eyes and visualize having what you already want - and the feeling of having it already.
66. Focus on being grateful for what you have already... Enjoy it!! Then release into the universe. The universe will manifest it.
67. "Whatever the mind of man can conceive, it can achieve" W. Clement Stone.
68. Set a goal so big that if you achieved it, it would blow your mind.
69. When you have an inspired thought, you must trust it and act on it.
70. How can you become more prosperous?? INTEND IT!!
71. 'Checks are coming in the mail regularly'... or change your bank statement to whatever balance you want in there... and get behind the feeling of having it.
72. Life is meant to be abundant in ALL areas...
73. Go for the sense of inner joy and peace then all outside things appear.
74. We are the creators of our universe.
75. Relationships: Treat yourself the way you want to be treated by others... love yourself and you will be loved.
76. Healthy respect for yourself.
77. For those you work with or interact with regularly... get a notebook and write down positive aspects of each of those people.
78. Write down the things you like most about them (don't expect change from them). Law of attraction will not put you in the same space together if you frequencies don't match.
79. When you realize your potential to feel good, you will ask no one to be different in order for you to feel good.
80. You will free yourself from the cumbersome impossibilities of needing to control the world, your friends, your mate, and your children.
81. You are the only one that creates your reality.
82. No one else can think or feel for you... its YOU .. ONLY YOU.
83. Health: thank the universe for your own healing. Laugh, stress free happiness will keep you healthy.
84. Immune system will heal itself.
85. Parts of our bodies are replaced every day, every week etc... Within a few years we have a brand new body.
86. See yourself living in a new body. Hopeful = recovery. Happy = happier biochemistry. Stress degrades the body.
87. Remove stress from the body and the body regenerates itself. You can heal yourself.
88. Learn to become still... and take your attention away from what you don't want, and place your attention on what you wish to experience.
88. Learn to become still... and take your attention away from what you don't want, and place your attention on what you wish to experience.
89. When the voice and vision on the inside become more profound and clear than the opinions on the outside, then you have mastered your life.
90. You are not here to try to get the world to be just as you want it. You are here to create the world around you that you choose.
91. And allow the world as others choose to see it, exist as well.
92. People think that if everyone knows the power of the LOA there won't be enough to go around .. This is a lie that's been ingrained in us and makes so many greedy.
93. The truth is there is more than enough love, creative ideas, power, joy, happiness to go around.
94. All of this abundance begins to shine through a mind that is aware of its own infinite nature. There's enough for everyone. See it. Believe it. It will show up for you.
95. So let the variety of your reality thrill you as you choose all the things you want... get behind the good feelings of all your wants.
96. Write your script. When you see things you don't want, don't think about them, write about them, talk about them, push against them, or join groups that focus on the don't wants... remove your attention from don't wants... and place them on do wants.
97. We are mass energy. Everything is energy. EVERYTHING.
98. Don't define yourself by your body... it's the infinite being that's connected to everything in the universe.
99. One energy field. Our bodies have distracted us from our energy. We are the infinite field of unfolding possibilities. The creative force.
100. Are your thoughts worthy of you? If not - NOW is the time to change them. You can begin right were you are right now. Nothing matters but this moment and what you are focusing your attention on.

100 Sentences Challenge

001. Air
Luna, who had never flown on a broomstick before, didn't think twice about the way her arms wrapped tightly around the stomach of the redhead in front of her, while Ginny couldn't think of anything else.
002. Fire
Luna's fingers glided across Ginny's bare skin—barely touching but leaving trails of fire in their wake—and Ginny groaned and let her head fall back, allowing the heat to consume her.
003. Earth
Ginny was caked in mud—a sure sign to anybody who knew her that yes the Quid ditch field was still muddy and yes she'd had a bad day at work—but when she'd arrived home (slamming the door and tracking mud on the carpet) and Luna had smiled brightly and asked how her day had been, Ginny could only shake her head, smiling, and mumble, "Better."
004. Water
Ginny was sure it was breaking some sort of school rule, but the fact that Luna Love good had somehow managed to conjure a raft (rickety and unstable as it was) at the lake for them to float around on made Ginny forget all of her complaints and smile like an idiot.
005. Suspect
It took Ginny's walking into her dormitory to find a rose growing sideways out of her bed surrounded by animated chocolates in the form of…some sort of unidentifiable animal before the redhead began to suspect that Luna Love good might just have a crush on her.
006. Flee
Ginny covered her face with her hands and groaned, her cheeks turning a rather unhealthy shade of red and the urge to climb out her window and run as far away from the Burrow as possible quickly rising, as Fred and George—who had a thing or two to learn about knocking, privacy, and human decency—went running down the stairs, yelling, "Hey, Mum, guess what your only daughter is doing with Loony Love good!"
007. Body
Luna Love good, for the first time that Ginny could remember, blushed and racked her brain for something to say after Ginny had whispered into her ear, "You're beautiful."
008. Rub
Luna had never told Ginny this—she'd never found a reason to, really—but she loved that the redhead was always touching her in some way whenever they were together.
009. Stars
Looking at the millions of glimmering stars in the expanse of the night sky above them, Luna squeezed Ginny's hand lightly and whispered, "They're just like us"; and at first Ginny had only pretended to understand, but when soft, pale lips brushed against her own, it all became clear.
010. Toys
Luna's section of the Ravenclaw girls' dormitory was full of colour and odd magical knick-knacks and glitter and newspaper clippings and children's toys; and even though Ginny had grumbled and gruffed that she hated it, Luna still smiled dreamily and said, "Thank you."
011. Love
Ginevra Weasley made Luna feel so many different emotions all at once that the only way to she could properly describe this (without having to make up words again) was love.
012. Lust
That was all it had been—an experiment, a method of release between boyfriends, a fling—and that was all that it should have been, but as Ginny sat at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall for breakfast one morning, munching on a strip of bacon, the realization hit her like a bag of bricks that Merlin! I'm into my girlfriend...
013. Dance
Ginny was sure she could see fireworks, though she didn't know if they had been caused by Luna's lips pressed against her own or if they were merely a result of the coloured Sparkling Powder that the blonde had brought with her onto the dance floor.
014. Ring
"Luna, are you trying to tell me something?" Ginny asked, indicating the golden ring with a single oval-shaped, light-blue diamond in its centre that had been floating around the Gryffindor's head (and even following her to her classes) for the entire day.
015. Dust
Ginny softly blew the dust off the last lone trinket that remained of the life she'd had before the war—a single badly burned and misshapen radish earring.
016. Hat
Luna had taken to wearing a wide-brimmed hat around Hogwarts so that she could still kiss Ginny under the mistletoe without having to worry about Nargles getting in her hair.
017. Boots
There was a trail of muddy footprints and discarded clothing, leading a telling trail through various rooms in the house and abruptly ending with two mud-splattered Quidditch boots and one blue-and-silver trainer—obviously hastily kicked off—outside a locked bedroom door.
018. Roam
Luna had always loved to roam around the various rooms and corridors of Hogwarts—it was always such fun to see what surprises and changes were literally just around the corner—but, somehow, her wanderings always seemed to lead her back to the passageway to the Gryffindor common room.
019. Sunset
Luna had commented that watching sunsets always made her sad but happy, and, after pondering this statement for a moment, Ginny admitted that that did make sense in a weird kinda way.
020. Sunrise
It was ungodly early in the morning when Ginny was forced awake by soft arms wrapping around her torso and a melodious voice whispering in her ear: "Let's go hear the sunrise."
021. Christmas
At first, Ginny was horrified when Luna also began to get the dreaded hand-made Weasley Sweaters, because she worried that the Ravenclaw would actually take to wearing them.
022. New Year
Ginny was just drunk enough not to notice the looks she was getting from her boyfriend as she continued to snog the very life out of the blonde girl in her arms despite the fact that most of the other midnight kisses had long since ended; this was going to be one helluva year, she thought.
023. Picnic
Luna had enchanted a blanket and various food items and utensils to hover in the air a distance above the tallest towers of Hogwarts, and when Ginny somewhat disbelievingly asked what the hell it was supposed to be, Luna just smiled enchantingly and replied, "Picnic."
024. Honeymoon
Ginny and Luna sheepishly organized a second trip to Paris, as, during their honeymoon, they had forgotten to leave the hotel room.
025. Blind Date
Ginny found it somewhat curious that, while her date—whose name she still couldn't seem to remember—blabbered on obliviously, her mind kept returning to a certain Luna Lovegood.
026. Destiny (or Fate)
Ever since Harry had left her, Ginny had taken to wandering through the vast Forbidden Forest until, one day, she literally ran into Luna Lovegood, who had been sitting in the dirt making small sculptures in the mud, and Ginny was very aware that a small part of her broken and icy heart had defrosted at that very moment.
027. Valentine's Day/Valentine
Luna stared wide-eyed at the box of chocolates, and Ginny simply pulled her into a fierce hug rather than asking the blonde if she had ever gotten a valentine before, because she knew she wouldn't like the answer.
028. Summer (This is a joke. No, really.)
The summers were hot and her daddy wasn't very adept at chilling spells, so Luna had taken to walking around the house stark naked—but she couldn't figure out why Ginny had been visiting more often lately.
029. Winter
It had been a long standing dream of Luna's to make love in the snow, and although Ginny had complained all the way of cold, goose-spots, and frostbite in strange places, she had (very assuredly and, in fact, three times) made Luna's dreams come true.
030. Autumn
Golden-red leaves fell from the trees of the Forbidden Forest, the same colour as the hair of the lone girl running determinedly under them; Ginny wrapped her arms around the Ravenclaw, who had been already waiting idly in their pre-determined spot, for the first time since before school let out, clasping their hands and briefly letting their lips meet before whispering hoarsely, "I missed you."
031. Spring
The flowers began to bloom and blossom—and so did their relationship, as they held hands under the tables, snuck delicate kisses between classes, and frolicked together in the flower fields on the school grounds.
032. Family
The Weasleys were, in general, very accepting of Luna; it was always nice to have an addition to the family that wasn't quite so…red.
033. Friends
Ginny knew that it shouldn't matter, that the people around her weren't even close to real friends, but the mere thought of losing them scared her, and so she bumped Luna's shoulder with her own as she passed the girl in the hallway, muttering, "Freak," loudly enough for everyone around to hear it.
034. Enemies
These sorts of things never really bothered Luna, but Ginny felt an explosion of untempered disgust bubble up in her gut upon noticing that the blonde's favourite bracelet had been stolen…again.
035. Lovers
Although still under the constant threat of Voldemort and the Death Eaters, Ginny arched her body into Luna's hand while her eyes rolled back and a groan escaped her lips, and all thoughts of danger and death were completely forgotten.
036. Marriage
On the morning of her and Luna's wedding, Ginny had almost had a major panic attack because this was suddenly going way too fast and things were suddenly getting too real and there was no way this was happening and, just, damn; but for the rest of her life, she thanked each and every scraggly hair on great Merlin's beard that she had showed up at the altar on time.
037. Divorce
"Harry, I'm sorry, we can't do this; we're too different," Ginny whispered, one part of her trying to be gentle as she broke her husband's heart, and with the other part trying not to mention the blonde sitting in her car out front, waiting to pick her up.
038. Fall
The first time they met was first-year Flying Class, where Ginny had instantly fallen (quite literally, and a very good distance at that) for the Ravenclaw at first sight.
039. Hit
A shrill cry of "You bastard!" echoed throughout the mostly empty hallway, as Ginny tried to calm herself from her rage and help Luna pick herself and her books up off the floor while a very flustered Slytherin tried to flee the scene with an already-visible slap-mark on his cheek.
040. Hunt
Luna sauntered her way over to the all too eager redhead, who was waiting nude on the bed, in a way that seemed both dreamy and well-planned out and infuriatingly slow, and Ginny could only shiver under the heated gaze of her lover, entirely aware that she was not the predator but the prey in this situation.
041. Predator
Ginny stared into the face of the evil that had been released from her diary, and she was certain that she was going to die right then—and she did not have time to ponder why her final thoughts were of blonde hair and radish-shaped earrings.
042. Prey
It was right as they were walking through the various darkened halls of the Ministry of Magic—with Merlin knows how many Death Eaters watching them from the shadows and waiting, prepared to strike their prey at any second—and Luna had commented on the lovely statue that they had just passed with her head held high and a dreamy sparkle in her eye, that Ginny's heart began to beat fast (well…even faster than before), and she noticed the familiar signs of a developing crush.
043. Moonlight
Ginny would cry when she watched Luna dance under the moonlight—the combination of her long and flowing hair, her pale skin that shone in the moonlight, and her scarcely-noticed inner grace always made her seem eerily celestial—just because her emotions always went on crazy overload and that was about all she could do, and Luna would put a halt to her dance to come kiss the tears away.
044. Rain
Ginny lay awake in her shared bed, listening rigidly to the storm pounding on the walls around her—she would never admit to anyone, including herself, that the crashing thunder brought back painful memories of war, destruction, and death—and Luna wrapped her arms around the redhead and whispered something cheesy about love and teamwork and victory; Ginny fell into a comfortable slumber.
045. Work
Luna had taken over nearly every aspect of The Quibbler after Hogwarts, and Ginny had taken to proofreading the newspaper before it was published after she had read in a previous issue an (apparently very popular) article entirely about the benefits of having a freckled lover.
046. Play
Ginny felt a strange emotion that she honestly couldn't identify bubble up inside her as she watched her wife smiling and shooting sparkles out of her wand much to the delight of her newborn nephew-in-law.
047. Woo
"You know, red-coated taiphons often help their mates with grooming," Luna said dreamily, with an odd twinkle in her eye, and it took Ginny an embarrassing five minutes to relate that comment to her helping the blonde brush the snarls and tangles out of her hair.
048. Snuggle
It was something that always happened on the anniversary of her brother's death: Ginny would curl up in Luna's arms without a word, as if she was too embarrassed by her sudden dependence to speak, and would occupy her shaking hands by playing with strands of golden hair.
049. Confused
"You and your owl are a lot alike, aren't you," Luna mumbled, with no prompting whatsoever, and Ginny's eyes widened because for a second—a split second—the comment had made perfect sense before it slipped away from her to join the ever-present fog of mystery surrounding the Ravenclaw.
050. Happy
War and misery were stalking her at every moment and her family was one of the biggest targets in the area and Harry and her brother had gone off somewhere into the belly of the beast and Ginny was still the happiest she'd ever been as she settled into the warmth of Luna's bare chest.
051. Healthy
Ginny reluctantly pulled her lips away from Luna's, mumbling something about work, but Luna kept her arms wrapped firmly around her lover and whispered that she was looking a little feverish, and, for the sake of her co-workers' health, she should probably take a sick day.
052. Sick
Ginny grumbled around a spoonful of soup that she had a cold, Luna, not the bloody plague, and she could take care of herself; Luna, in response, simply smiled and offered Ginny another blanket.
053. Music
Luna Lovegood played no instruments, but Ginny loved more than anything else to lay her head in Luna's lap and listen to the blonde hum a song too beautiful to be given words and too spontaneous and erratic and Luna to have any sort of tempo, and she swore that she could almost feel each improvised note dancing in the air around her before fading away after falling from Luna's lips.
054. Movie
Luna was very fond of home videos (often even going to such extremes as literally sneaking up on her wife with a video camera); Ginny, however, didn't get the point because home videos were often boring and cheesy and, besides, it's not like Luna could ever really show off the videos of them in their bed (and bathtub and couch and kitchen counter and…) that filled up more than half of the camera.
055. Television
On the nights when Ginny's muggle friends (because, hey, it takes all kinds, really) invited her over to hang out, the redhead found herself to be bored and rather embarrassed to be watching people's lives through that oddly shaped box they had referred to as the 'tele,' and she would soon start digging through her mind for excuses to get back to her home and the beautiful girl waiting for her there.
056. Game
"Is this whole thing just some bloody game to you?" Ginny yelled, forcing the smile off Luna's face and the giggle out of her tone; and the second Ginny looked into Luna's eyes and saw their usual sparkle replaced with an unfamiliar pain, she regretted the words that now hung between them.
057. Daydream
When Luna's eyes clouded over and she rested her chin on her hand to signify that she had happily fallen into yet another daydream, Ginny chewed her lip and tried not to stare and thought that the blonde looked so incredibly cute that she just wanted to lean over and kiss her—so she did.
058. Heartache
It had been a spoken—and very clearly defined, for that matter—understanding that Ginny was only meeting with Luna in bed on the particularly cold and lonely nights during the war because she missed Harry, but no one was really surprised (hurt, relieved, confused, disappointed—yes—but never surprised) that the affair continued long after Harry's return.
059. Snow
This was okay, Ginny thought, because their heater was broken and they were only friends and she was straight and Luna just wanted to keep warm and she was straight and this was okay and she was straight and she was definitely straight; meanwhile, however, Luna was mumbling definitely-not-only-friends things into Ginny's ear while running her hands over definitely-not-straight-girl places on her body under their shared blanket.
060. Sunshine
And sometimes Luna even found herself jealous of the very sunlight itself, for it could dance on every beautifully freckled curve and caress and brighten and make beautiful the skin of the already wonderful redhead in ways that Luna never could.
061. Blizzard
Ginny wrapped her scarf around her as tightly as possible and tried to make a point about being angry with Luna—because, honestly, who went out in this kind of weather?—and finally the blonde stopped walking and turned to speak—and, oh, the next words out of her mouth had better be about going back to the castle and getting a warm drink—and a big sort-of-lopsided grin had slowly appeared on her face as she wrapped her arms around Ginny and whispered, "Let's dance."
062. Emergency Room
Ginny's head was spinning—well, falling off a broomstick from that height tended to do that to you—and the last thing she could remember before she decided to take a nap was a familiar-yet-angry voice yelling, "I don't fucking care what they say; I want to be with her!"
063. Loss
The war was long over, but Ginny continued to visit Luna's old bedroom—and her father had cleaned the room so fucking quickly after she'd gone and died that it'd nearly made Ginny sick; the bared walls mocked her—and she would cry until her lungs ached and her throat was raw.
064. Reflection
Luna had always thought that the Great Lake looked incredibly dull and could use more colour—even the tiny spots of yellow and red reflected on the blue-gray surface as she and Ginny splashed around in the water and made up games to play seemed to do wonders towards making the place more cheery.
065. Comfort
Ginny was not as surprised as she probably should have been when she visited Luna over the summer only to find that the blonde had changed her pillows into a vibrant shade of red (she did, however, throw them across the room before crawling into bed that night, to ensure Luna cuddled with the real thing).
066. Future
Ginny stared into her teacup angrily—divination made no bloody sense; as much as she'd shaken and stirred, her damn tealeaves always seemed to fall into the shape of a radish.
067. Silent
Ginny was pacing and stuttering and nearly hysterical when she confronted her girlfriend in their bedroom that night and asked what the hell she'd done wrong and why the hell they hadn't spoken in six days (six days!), only to have the blonde reply apologetically, "Oh? I didn't notice."
068. Noisy
Luna put her fingers to her lips and shh'ed the chirping and bellowing and stomping of the birds and centaurs and…whatever else dwelled in the Forbidden Forest as she set up for the picnic-date, and Ginny's eyes widened when the sounds around them actually did cease.
069. Shopping
Ginny blushed, shaking her head furiously, trying to argue that she'd make do just fine with her brothers' used schoolbooks, but Luna waved her off and dropped a pile of books and a bag of sickles in the redhead's hands, mumbling that old and worn paper attract dream-snatching bumblesheets.
070. Breakdown
The hand-made muggle snow globe had been the last thing Luna's mother had ever given to her—Luna tried to sweep all of the glitter, paper, shards of glass, and broken figurines up off the floor and into a make-shift pouch on her robe, allowing only the slightest crease in her forehead to show in the face of the still-laughing students who had thrown it down a staircase in the first place; a simple 'oculus reparo' would have it in perfect condition again, but that night Luna still allowed herself to sob into Ginny's shoulder.
071. Communicate
They had spent the whole night together without saying one thing to the other, but Luna was perched comfortably on Ginny's lap while playing with and occasionally kissing slender, freckled fingers; and Ginny wasn't sure there were enough words in the world to say what that meant.
072. Capture
Ginny, fed up with stories of "Nargles" and other fantastical creatures beyond the world's understanding, had littered cages of various size and shape throughout the Forbidden Forest; less than a day later, Luna had brought her back to see that the traps had all been sprung, but the cages were all very obviously empty (and when Ginny had commented on this, Luna only bafflingly responded, "Of course...that's the point.").
073. Restaurant
A half-hour into an awkward-at-best 'date' at a restaurant that Ginny would never be able to afford and Luna couldn't remember the name of, the two girls made up their minds, and ran from the building giggling, food nearly untouched and a small money bag at the table, to dance and play in the mud and rain (full dress robes and all) for the rest of the night, holding hands all the way.
074. Truth
Harry deserved the truth, Ginny knew, he deserved better than this; but, sometimes, she didn't even know what the truth between her and Luna was herself.
075. Dare/Daring
Ginny asked herself if she should do this: if she should really try to complicate their friendship, if she should risk being rejected or even mocked by her closest friend, if she should just go for it and kiss Luna Lovegood, but she then decided that they were stupid questions and did it anyway.
076. Sleep
Ginny had carefully levitated their bed and navigated it through the cluttered rooms of their house, out the front door, and into the forest that bordered their home and let it fall with a thump to the ground in a patch of grass with a nice view of the sky; when Ginny told Luna this later, she said that it seemed like "something you would do," and the blonde threw her arms around her lover and laughed—they slept under the stars that night.
077. Sex
To Luna, sex was about more than just orgasms (although those were nice, too), it was a form of complete acceptance, fondness for one's every flaw and defect and quirk, and a closeness that could never be truly felt in any other way—where two people melted into one body—and she made sure to savour every minute of it.
078. Chocolate
Ginny really shouldn't have been surprised that when she gave Luna a chocolate frog for their one-month anniversary, the girl kept it as a pet.
079. Coffee
When Ginny woke up in the morning, she could only stumble around the house in a near comatose state and mumble something about 'coffee' and 'murder' and 'back asleep'; but, luckily, Luna was usually awake several hours earlier and had a pot brewing for her still-half-asleep lover.
080. Hunger
Ginny snuck through the hallways late one night to grab some snacks from the kitchen, but when she bumped into Luna, who was wandering seemingly aimlessly through the halls not too far from the painting of the ticklish fruit, something inside Ginny told her that she had been looking for this all along.
081. Thirst
"Not to be crass, but," Ginny paused and licked her lips, realizing just how dry her mouth had become while watching Luna undress (and, oh, the things she could do to fix that…), "get your arse over here."
082. Birthday
"Today's my birthday," Ginny nearly purred, and if Luna didn't enjoy the birthday kisses (and other activities) they shared so much, she would have pointed out that this had been Ginny's third 'birthday' this week.
083. Rainbow
"Nobody knows this," Luna whispered, brushing her lips against the shell of Ginny's ear behind her cupped hand, guarding the secret from the empty room, "but you have rainbows in your eyes."
084. Animal
"You're so cute," Luna said as she leaned in, puckered her lips, and kissed Pigwidgeon on the top of the head—with Ginny sending a not-at-all discreet death-glare in the bird's direction the whole time.
085. Justice
It became an unspoken understanding around Hogwarts that nobody would speak badly of Loony Lovegood, for fear of the youngest Weasley, who had taken to following her in the hallways like some sort of bodyguard.
086. Encounter
Luna liked the way that her heart fluttered every time she passed Ginny in the hallways.
087. Teacher
"Weasley," Snape spat out, managing to make the name sound like an insult, "I would appreciate it if you kept your attention on the lesson rather than your girlfriend—15 points from Gryffindor."
088. Student
Ginny's favourite class was Transfiguration, but when Luna passed her a note under the desk that made Ginny's eyes widen and her cheeks flush, all of the sudden the lesson couldn't seem to end soon enough.
089. Gift
Ginny couldn't recall how long she'd been saving up her meager allowance for this, but the sight of Luna's wide smile as she opened her present (a necklace in the shape of a snake charmed to bite whoever it didn't like) made it all worthwhile.
090. Oil
Ginny had had a horrible time in Potions (her project had exploded, her classmates had laughed at her, and Snape had deducted an inordinate amount of points from Gryffindor), so when Luna saw her trying to trudge her way up the stairs, still covered in oil and pixie teeth and whatever else she had used in that potion, she had made sure to give her sodden and sticky girlfriend an extra large bear-hug.
091. Massage
The massage took a decidedly drastic turn when Luna began to follow her cool fingers with her hot lips and teeth and tongue, and Ginny was just able to think that perhaps this was a little unconventional, but, then again—oh, Merlin, where did she learn to do that—Luna herself was a bit unconventional, and that was all right.
092. Ecstasy
Ginny arched her back and gasped, "Luna!" her hands leaving ten red trails on the pale body under her, her widened eyes clouded and unseeing; while Luna's eyes slipped closed and her head fell back against the pillows as her whole body went lax and she mmm'ed in pure contentment—and it was fairly obvious that the two women had never been happier.
093. Restraint
"I'm sorry you can't accept us, Mrs. Weasley, but I really do love her…more than anything," Luna's voice betrayed no sign of nervousness or wavering even under Molly's glare, and Ginny practically had to sit on her hands and bite her tongue after that declaration, because it probably wouldn't help change her mum's opinion if she saw her daughter literally jump her girlfriend and snog right there in the living room.
094. Bottom
Luna chews her bottom lip when she reads, and Ginny thinks it's so sexycutehotadorableperfect that she leans in (right in the middle of the library) and nibbles on it, too.
095. Top
Countless nights spent in fear of He-who-must-not-be-named caused Ginny to jerk awake when she felt the weight of an arm on top of her during their first night together, but she could only see blonde hair and a necklace of butter beer caps (both shining in the moonlight), so she fell back into a calm sleep.
096. Deep
Ginny didn't like deep thinking and introspection because she usually didn't like the answers she dredged up (and because everything seemed to lead back to that damned black book and that second floor bathroom), so it was a huge relief for her when Luna simply told her to "forget about life" and kissed her.
097. Book
Luna was chatting with the pictures in some dusty old library book, and Ginny crossed her arms and told her that that was…well, loony (but within minutes she found herself sharing the loveseat with Luna and actively participating in the conversation).
098. Suckle
Ginny playfully swatted Luna away from her still-sensitive breasts, saying, "Hey, the kid gets first dibs on these."
099. Candle
Ginny had wanted this to be perfect, so she'd scattered some rose petals across the room, charmed some candles to float around the bed, and even, for one desperate moment, had considered having some sort of music in the background, but Luna had just laughed and said that she was supposed to be the crazy one in this relationship.
100. Kinky
Luna never took off the various, odd accessories she had scattered on her ears, hands and hair when they made love, and Ginny certainly wasn't about to ask her to.
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